It's hard to keep pace with new technology, but sometimes something new appears on the scene that you just have to take notice of. The new Advanced Programmer's Computer is one of those. The Chat Room Keyboard is simply catering to idiocy, and this one would have been helpful when I was running Windows 95. But nothing beats the Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates. I'm not sure I understand this one or this one, though. [hat tip: GreekPress]
Update: This one's a little more serious than some of the ones above, but the very name suggests otherwise: Keyless Ergonomic Keyboard.