Ethan's getting really into Dr. Seuss, and Green Eggs and Ham is one of his current favorites. In searching for some Babylon 5 stuff, I ran across this, which contains the text of a long-lost Dr. Seuss work. If you don't know B5, this will not be funny.
Green Eggs and Spoo
I do not like Green Eggs and Spoo
Though Morden tells me that I do
I do not like them near or far
I do not like them with G'Kar
I do not like them in a cage
Nor even with a Technomage
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them with Sinclair
I do not like them there or here
I do not like them with Lennier
I do not like Green Eggs and Spoo
Though Morden tells me that I do
You will like Green Eggs and Spoo
Because I, Morden, tell you to
You will like them in the bath
You will like them with N'Grath
You will like them at the shops
You will like them with PsiCops
You will like Green Eggs and Spoo
Because I, Morden, tell you to
I like, I love Green Eggs and Spoo
Because our Morden told me to
Of course I'll eat them in the bar
I'll eat them with the Pak'Ma'ra
I'll eat them on Centauri Prime
I will eat them all the time!
I like, I love Green Eggs and Spoo
And Morden tells me you do too!
Heh heh.