Theists Oppose Wetlands

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via Scrappleface: The ACLU has filed suit on behalf of monotheists against federal regulation of wetlands on the ground that wetlands "visually portray the 'primordial soup' where some believe life began and from which humanity evolved .... philosophical naturalism is a de facto religion that includes a dramatic, if fanciful, story of the origins of humanity which scholars call creation ex nihilo via nihilo (out of nothing by means of nothing)." Since private displays or religious dogma are deemed constitutional, privately-owned wetlands are not threatened. Any government ownership or regulation of such lands is in question now until this lawsuit is resolved.

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I guess we should fill in the Grand Canyon too. This is really, really silly.

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